Just a quote I ran across that y'all might find amusing:

"If life gives you lemons, why not prepare Smoked Salmon Served on Crisp Cheese Biscuits with Chive and Lemon Cream, followed by Coconut and Lemon Risotto with Mushroom Duxelles and Spinach with a side of Grilled Asparagus with Lemon Butter, and finish with Lemon Pudding Souffle with Champagne Sabayon? At least, that's what they did on Iron Chef." — R.M. Weiner