My status messages are piling up in iChat - I was looking at them, and they amuse me. In the order in which the appear in my pulldown - which have you seen? Which can you ID?

coffee. now.
coffeebot? hyperdroid.
borogoze
civic duty
home, sick
brainnnsssss.....
received in bad shape at cupertino
QTMLGrabMutexButIfSomeoneTriesToKillUsGiveUpOnTheStupidMutexAndDie
11am and i need a drink already
gardening girl
BTU heaven
knittin'
grumpy mcmoodypants
want cookie
daddy's girl
let the bad packets out
devil is my sous chef
call me chef borogove
am coffee-knit
rewriting bastards as contenders, sight unseen
i won't be afraid
to be taken out of context
think you're evil but you're not
no act of grace
forty-two?
puts the 'cute' in charcuterie
i'm nobody's little gas station
pork: the other white verb!
no hay drama
a factor of lots
free of the digital leash
hat shaped hat
kinsey 3
fig fritter
i swallowed a bug
victim of jetlag
forpret
petrichor
bok bok
no capes
i need houndstooth tights
big ups to dj cho-beri-ba