Scene: I'm getting dressed. Russell is dredging himself out of bed and away from the cat. I pull out the brown pants and my Serenity tee.

m: I think it's the sort of day where I align myself with the Browncoats.
r: Who are the Browncoats today?
m: I am.
r: Well then, I think it's always good to be aligned with yourself.
m: The real question is: Should I be Zoe, or Jayne?
r: Zoe's prettier.
m: Yeah, but Jayne is crazy.
r: Zoe's nearly as frightening.
m: And she's pretty.

Wish me luck today! I'm goin' in.